Tuesday, May 26, 2020

Dark Shadows Episode 1022 5/26/70

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Maggie dreams of the seance. Quentin gets up and puts his hands around Angelique's throat. Someone shouts, "murder," and Maggie wakes up yelling that, "she was your wife, Quentin!" Quentin rushes in and asks her what's wrong. She realizes that she had a bad dream. He asks her what it was about, and she says she'd just as soon forget it. He asks her if she wants him to stay, and she tells him that she'll be fine. He leaves, and she wonders how she could think he could harm anyone. She's sure he could never do a thing like that.


Angelique goes through her books, selecting The Seventh Level of Witchcraft, and starts flipping through it. When she hears someone coming, she puts it back. Maggie comes down and asks what she's doing. Angelexis says she couldn't sleep, and Maggie admits the same. Maggie points out the table where the seance was held, and described the events of that night. Angelexis says she talks as if she were there. Maggie says he couldn't have killed her, and Angelexis agrees. Maggie asks why Quentin attacked Angelique that night. Angelexis says that a voice said something about Bruno, and it nearly drove him mad. She reiterates that Quentin loved Angelique far too much to have killed her, and then apologizes to Maggie for saying so. Maggie says she shouldn't apologize for telling the truth.


Quentin goes through the mail when Angelexis walks in. He complains that Elizabeth sent out invitations to a costume ball against his express wishes. Angelexis says she helped her with them, as Elizabeth thought it was the perfect time for Maggie to meet all his friends. He storms out, saying a party now is absurd. Angelique smiles.


Cyrus tries to convince Maggie that Angelique was not murdered. He takes her hand and tells her he wishes there was more that he could do.


She thanks him, and says she believes him. She thanks him again. He gets right in her face and asks her to come back if she needs anything. She asks him if something's wrong, because of the way he's looking at her. He says no, and attributes it to his being absent minded.


She leaves, and he realizes she left behind her gloves. He rubs them against his face in a truly creepy fashion for a really long time.


Buffie comes to see Cyrus. She says she knows that he knows where Yaeger is, but he won't tell her. She asks what kind of work Yaeger did for Cyrus. He says that whatever arrangement he has with Yaeger is between the two of them. She says that Yaeger lives while Cyrus works. She tries to convince him that he doesn't need Yaeger, if he was willing to let himself go. He tells her, no thanks.


She asks if he'd say no thanks to the owner of the gloves on his desk. She picks them up and he grabs them out of her hand, explaining that they're Mrs. Collins' gloves. She says she knew her when she was growing up in Collinsport, and she always knew she was someone special.


She says when she looks in the mirror before going to bed, she probably doesn't hate herself. She tells Cyrus that Yaeger tried to make her into a lady. She gives Cyrus the necklace Yaeger had given her.


Maggie is in the drawing room reading The Seventh Level of Witchcraft when Quentin comes in looking for Elizabeth. He says she's probably hiding from him, and mentions the costume ball. Maggie asks about it and he says nevermind. He takes the book from her and tells her to ignore and forget the subject. She asks how she can, based on all that has happened. He tells her he wants the obsession with the occult ended, and he walks out on her.


There's a knock the front door, and Maggie answers it. It's Cyrus. He returns her gloves, saying she left them. She thanks him for his thoughtfulness. He explains that he can't stay, and she thanks him again.


Cyrus returns to his lab and opens up his safe. He's conflicted, thinking that Maggie is his best friend's wife... He thinks that Yaeger achieved nothing with Buffie, but Maggie... There are no limits for Yaeger. Nothing stands in his way. He opens the safe and takes a swig of his potion.




The phone rings at Collinwood, and Maggie answers. She asks who it is, and the man on the other end of the line suggests that he knows about two seances at Collinwood. She says they are no longer of any interest to her. He tells her that she can meet him at the docks at 6pm, and hangs up the phone.


Buffie walks up as John Yaeger hangs up the pay phone on the docks. He thanks her for returning the necklace. He says it wasn't cheap or vulgar enough for her. She storms off, and he laughs.


Maggie shows up on the docks, and Yaeger explains that he's the man who called her. He tells her that he's her friend, and says he finds her inescapably charming. She starts to leave and he adds that her husband was seen choking his wife during the first seance. He also says that he's doing her a big favor giving her this information, and asks her to do him a favor, too. He grabs her and places his hand over her mouth. She struggles but cannot get away from him.


Our thoughts

John: So they couldn't afford to pay the standard "hand-in" to sit in on the seance this morning? I was quite amused that they literally brought in dummies to sit across from Angelique and Quentin!


Christine: It looks like those dummies have broken the circle! You must admit, a séance with mannequins is ultimately more frightening. Parallel Collinwood has just as thorough an occult library as they have in original time. I hope we learn more about this interesting text.


John: Is it just me, or does Cyrus have a bit of a Clark Kent awkward nerdiness about him? Particularly when he's around Maggie! Of course it's strange that he's suddenly lusting after Maggie. Has he forgotten all about Sabrina due to her days off?

Christine: He is certainly exhibiting very strange behavior, and it is odd that he is now fixated on Maggie, after making an attempt to visit Buffie late the other night.

John: Every time a new, sleazy character is introduced, I assume they won't top the last sleazy character, but you have to give John Yaeger credit. He came in sleazy, and it doesn't look like he'll give up the throne before the show is over.

Christine: No. Just...no. The orgasmic expression was bad enough, but when the tongue came out, it was simply too horrifying.





Monday, May 25, 2020

Dark Shadows Episode 1021 5/25/70

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Buffie takes Barnabas back to her apartment. He compliments her on the painting on the wall. She says that someone gave it to her, and when she thinks about him, she doesn't like it so much. She offers him a drink and he declines. She says it's like his eyes can see through her. He leans in to bite her neck, and she screams.


He drops her body to the floor, and Cyrus bursts into the room. He asks what happened. Barnabas says he doesn't know. He says he came in when he heard her scream, and Cyrus says he did the same. Buffie comes to, and asks what happened. Barnabas asks her to tell them what frightened her. He asks her if she saw something in the room, or at the window, and she says she saw someone looking in the window. Cyrus checks the window and says he doesn't see anyone. Barnabas asks her if she imagined it, and she says that perhaps she did.


Cyrus tells her that he's happy she's alright. Barnabas offers to stay with her until she feels better. Cyrus offers to examine her, and she tells him she's fine. Barnabas reminds him that he must have business to attend to that brought him to this place at this time of night. Barnabas dismisses him with a goodnight, and listens as he hears Cyrus walk away. Buffie asks Barnabas to explain what happened. He says that she will do exactly as he tells her. He says she will not go near Cyrus, and she agrees. He tells her to rest, and adds that they will see each other very soon.


Maggie asks Quentin why he didn't mention that Angelique was murdered. He says it isn't true. She asks why Alexis would tell her that if it wasn't true, and he says she can believe what she wants.

Angelexis arrives home with a bunch of flowers. She goes to get a vase to put them in. There's a knock at the door, and Cyrus comes in. He compliments Maggie on the flowers. She puts them down and goes upstairs so they can talk privately.


Cyrus tells Quentin that the temperature of Chase's body was so low, he would have to say that he froze to death.


Angelexis waves her hands over the flowers Maggie left in the foyer, causing them to rot.


Cyrus tells Quentin that if there are any new findings, he'll let him know. Quentin asks if what happened to Chase might be related to what happened to him. Cyrus says he doesn't know, and leaves. Quentin sees the flowers have rotted as Maggie comes downstairs to see them.  Angelexis comes in and says they were so lovely and fresh when Maggie had them, and now they appear to have frozen and died. That causes Quentin some concern.


Cyrus checks on Buffie, and she explains that she just has an overactive imagination. She tries to get rid of him, and he presses her on Barnabas Collins. Before he leaves, she asks if he's heard from John Yaeger. He asks if she misses him. He adds that he hasn't, but if he does, she'll be the first to know.


After he leaves, Barnabas appears in her room. He asks her to tell him everything she knows about John Yaeger. She suggests that he talk to Cyrus about Yaeger, adding that he seems to know everything about him. He says he has some questions, and wants her to find out everything she can about John Yaeger. He exclaims that he must find that man.


Angelexis finds Maggie in the drawing room. She says she may know how to find Angelique's murderer. Angelexis says that the killer might be focused on denying that a murder was committed. Maggie is confused, saying Quentin just said this morning that he didn't think she had been murdered. Angelexis says she had forgotten about Quentin, and hastens to add that he couldn't have killed his wife, could he?


Maggie is getting ready for bed when Quentin comes in to the room. He tells her he has some things to take care of downstairs, but they shouldn't take long. She says she's happy to be back, and he says he is, too. She apologizes for bringing up Angelique's murder.


Cyrus says he was surprised to receive an invitation from Buffie. She says she has some things Yaeger gave her, and she wanted to get his address to send them back. He asks if she wants to see him again. She says she wants to forget about him, and asks again where he is. Cyrus tells her that if she waits long enough, she'll see John Yaeger very soon. He leaves, and she wonders why he is protecting Yaeger.


Maggie dreams of the seance. Quentin gets up and puts his hands around Angelique's throat. Someone shouts, "murder," and Maggie wakes up yelling that, "she was your wife, Quentin!"





Our thoughts

John: Cyrus came in immediately after Buffie screamed... and yet he still believed Barnabas' story that he too came in after hearing her scream? I hope he's a better doctor than detective...

Christine: I wonder if Frid may have flubbed his line and accidentally stole Cyrus' excuse. That didn't really make sense. Cyrus seems intent on getting his Yaeger fix by making a connection with Buffie. Has he forgotten that he has a fiancé?

John: In an excellent example of doublespeak, Cyrus tells Buffie that if she waits long enough, she'll see John Yaeger very soon. And if she doesn't wait long enough, does that mean that she won't see him for a really long time? And I thought parallel time was confusing...

Christine: Maybe Christopher Pennock was the one flubbing lines today.

John: Do dream seances get counted in our tracker? How about appearances of Buffie's monster art, which made a nice curtain call in today's credits? And if that weren't enough, we get a, "Dark Shadows is a Dan Curtis production," voice-over! How long has it been!

Christine: That's the heartwarming voice of Bob Lloyd, who last announced for Dark Shadows in Episode 330. It sounded like they used a recording of end credits from long ago. It has me fondly remembering the early days of Dark Shadows. I'm not sure a dream séance really counts for the tracker, but I'll add it anyway, just to be completist. That little monster has a story to tell. I wonder what it is. I noticed Buffie also has Raggedy Ann in her apartment. Is it an attempt to suggest some youthful innocence in Buffie? That doesn't seem to fit with her character.








Dark Shadows Before I Die Séance Tracker


Episode 170/171: Dr. Peter Guthrie conducts; Carolyn, Vicki, Roger, Laura Collins participate; Josette speaks through Vicki in French; held in the drawing room at Collinwood

Episode 186: Vicki conducts; Sam and David participate; David Radcliffe speaks through David; held in the drawing room at the Old House

Episode 280/281: Roger conducts; Liz, Vicki, Burke, Barnabas, Carolyn participate; Josette speaks through Vicki; held in the drawing room at the Old House

Episode 365: Roger conducts; Liz, Julia, Vicki, Carolyn, Barnabas participate; Sarah Collins speaks through Vicki after Carolyn pretends Sarah is speaking through her; Vicki is transferred to 1795; held in the drawing room at Collinwood

Episode 449: Countess duPrés conducts; Joshua Collins participates; Bathia Mapes shows up, claiming she was called; held in the drawing room at Collinwood in 1795

Episode 510/511: Professor Stokes conducts; Julia and Tony Peterson participate; Reverend Trask speaks through Tony Peterson; the basement wall breaks open to reveal his skeleton; held in the basement at the Old House

Episode 600: Professor Stokes conducts; Barnabas and Julia participate; Phillipe Cordier speaks through Barnabas; held in the drawing room at the Old House

Episode 640: David conducts; Amy participates; unsuccessful attempt to contact Quentin Collins; held in Amy's bedroom

Episode 642: Professor Stokes conducts; Liz, Vicki, Carolyn, Chris participate; Magda speaks through Carolyn; held in the drawing room at Collinwood

Episode 682: Professor Stokes conducts; Barnabas, Maggie, Mrs. Johnson participate; Janet Findley speaks through Mrs. Johnson; held in the drawing room at Collinwood

Episode 698: Professor Stokes conducts (assumed); Roger participates; unsuccessful attempt to contact Quentin Collins, whose laughter is heard; held at Collinwood offscreen

Episode 797: Barnabas conducts; Quentin and Magda participate; Julianka's ghost appears and curses Magda; held in the drawing room at the Old House in 1897

Episode 860/861: Charity, possessed by Pansy Faye, conducts; Edward Collins and Kitty Soames participate; a hooded figure appears (revealed as Judith in the following episode); held in the drawing room at Collinwood in 1897

Episode 898: Julia conducts; David and Chris Jennings participate; Jamison speaks through David and tells them that Quentin's spirit is gone and won't come to them; held in the drawing room at Collinwood in 1969

Episode 948: Barnabas conducts; Maggie and Julia participate; Josette speaks through Maggie, informing Barnabas that the Leviathans aren't holding her and that she died by her own hand with poison; held in the drawing room at Collinwood in 1969

Episode 990: Cyrus conducts; Roger, Elizabeth, Bruno, Sabrina and Alexis participate; an unknown entity speaks through Sabrina, claiming that Alexis is dying, who then passes out; held in the parallel drawing room in 1970

Episode 1008/1009: Quentin conducts; Hoffman and Angelique as Alexis participate; after hearing spacey sounds, Hoffman freaks out and runs off, breaking the circle, and an entity appears in the room that turns out to be Joshua Collins, warning of an evil that is coming to the house; held in the parallel drawing room in 1970

Episode 1021: Unknown conductor; Quentin, Angelique, possibly Cyrus and other unseen people participate; Quentin rises up and strangles Angelique as colorful psychedelic lights flash; held in Maggie Collins' dream in 1970 parallel time




Friday, May 22, 2020

Dark Shadows Episode 1020 5/22/70

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Angelique comes downstairs wrapped in a shawl, calling for Julia. She runs into the drawing room and sits by the fire. Julia comes in, and Angelique tells her that she must have warmth to survive. She asks Julia to find someone to give her their warmth. She says if she goes back to her tomb, she'll never re-awaken. Angelique tells Julia that if she doesn't come back with someone, she will be the next victim. The front door begins to open, and Angelique wonders who it will be. The door swings open, and Larry Chase, Quentin's attorney, walks in.



He sees Angelique and asks her if something's wrong. She tells him that she's cold and afraid. She asks him to stay with her for a while. She asks if his wife is expecting him, and he explains that he's the last of the bachelors. She asks him to hold her, and he asks if she's sure no one is there. She tells him to hold her, and he says he has wanted to do this since he first met her. They kiss passionately.


Will arrives at Collinwood to find Angelique screaming, "He's dead!" He sees Chase's body lying in the foyer. She says he just fell over, and Will says it's like he's been dead for hours. He says he'll call Cyrus. He tells Angelexis to remain calm.



Cyrus removes the map that covers his safe, and opens the combination. He takes out a jar of his potion, and he wonders if he misses John Yaeger so much. His phone rings, and he picks it up. It's Will, asking him to come to Collinwood. Will tells him that Chase had some kind of attack and is dead. Cyrus says he'll be right over. He puts the potion away and locks the safe, saying that he was just saved.


Will covers the body of Chase, which is lying on a couch in the drawing room. He and Barnabas leave the room, and Barnabas says that they should notify the police. Angelexis agrees with him. He says death has a curious affinity for the house. She asks him why he looked at her as he said that. He explains he was just thinking of the strange mysteries around here, and she adds that he is one of those mysteries. Cyrus arrives, and Will offers to take him to the body. Angelexis stops him, and says Cyrus will have a lot of questions for her. They go into the drawing room, and Will asks what Barnabas is doing at the house. He says he's there to visit, and reminds Will that he's not in charge of him any longer. Barnabas tells Will to meet him at the secret room just before dawn, and he leaves.


Outside, Barnabas realizes that he must find someone tonight to stop him from thinking of Maggie.


Cyrus says that he'll follow the ambulance to the morgue for the autopsy. Angelexis asks if that's necessary, and Cyrus tells her that it's common in cases like this. He asks her again about the timing of Chase's death, noting it's uncommon for rigor mortis to set in so quickly. He tells her that he'll be back shortly to bring her something to help her rest. She asks if he'll be performing the autopsy, and he says he won't. Before leaving, he asks Will to stay with Angelexis.


He offers to fix her a drink. She asks if he knows Barnabas well. He says Barnabas read his book about his ancestor. She asks what he thinks about Barnabas. She says Barnabas looks at them all like he knows secret information about them. She points out that Will seems very nervous.


Barnabas is at the Eagle. He asks Buffie to join him. She sits down with him and he introduces himself. She says she thought she knew all of the Collins', and asks where he came from. He says South America. He starts to tell her about his belief about different bands of time. He says that perhaps in another time band, she left Collinwood and is living the life she wants.


Cyrus comes in, and Barnabas invite him to join them. Cyrus says he just got back from the morgue, and he wanted to ask Buffie if she had seen John Yaeger. She says that he told her John wouldn't be coming back again. Cyrus offers Barnabas a lift back to Collinwood, but he declines. Buffie asks if Barnabas knows why Cyrus came in, and he says to see her, because she's a very pretty girl. She says if he keeps telling her that, she might begin to believe it. He asks if she's closing soon, and she says in about an hour. He asks if he can take her home, and she says she thinks that will be nice. He tells her that he'll be back.


Angelique asks when Cyrus expects to have the results of the autopsy, and he says by the morning. He digs two loose pills out of the bottom of his medical bag and gives them to Angelexis. He says she'll get some rest out of them. Will tells her that a drink with him would have done the same. Angelexis tells Cyrus that she'll call him in the morning and then heads upstairs to bed.


Will asks Cyrus to join him for a drink, and when he declines, Will goes on to say that it used to be this time of night, everyone would mosey on down to the Eagle. Cyrus says he won't find much company there—just his friend Barnabas Collins. That sobers Will up. Cyrus adds that he was alone with the waitress, and Will storms out.


Buffie blows out candles to close up for the night when Will enters. He asks her where Barnabas is, and she says he'll be back. Will asks how she knows, and she says he's taking her home for the night. He tells her no, and she asks him what's wrong. Barnabas appears, also asking him what is wrong. Will says he was going to offer to take Barnabas home, and Barnabas says that won't be necessary. Will leaves without even ordering a drink. Buffie finishes closing up, and invites Barnabas to come with her.


Will goes to Cyrus' lab, where he drinks. He says they once talked about good and evil, and how he accused Cyrus of not knowing of evil. Cyrus says he was wrong, and Will mentions Cyrus' friend Yaeger. He asks Cyrus if Yaeger ever mentioned Will to him. He says he did not. Will asks where he is now, and Cyrus says he's waiting. Will tells Cyrus that he should do whatever he wants for once, and Cyrus agrees, saying that he will.


Buffie takes Barnabas back to her apartment. He compliments her on the painting on the wall. She says that someone gave it to her, and when she thinks about him, she doesn't like it so much. She offers him a drink and he declines. She says it's like his eyes can see through her. He leans in to bite her neck, and she screams. He drops her body to the floor, and Cyrus bursts into the room.


Our thoughts

John: I am beginning to wonder if men telling Angelique that they've always wanted to hold her is the result of her mesmerizing them, or if it's just the case that every man in Collinwood has dreamt of snuggling up against her since they first met her?

Christine: I wonder that too. This uptight lawyer was either bewitched by Angelique, or he has always been a smooth talking, self-proclaimed proud bachelor, out to score with the ladies, and this is the first chance we've been able to see him express his true wild side. I have to think her fishing for his marital status had to do more with the ability to draw him in rather than any sense of propriety.

Angelique: I feel much better just standing here near you.
Larry: Well, that's the effect I like women to have.

John: Sometimes it pays to have captions enabled. When Will asks Barnabas why he came to the house, Barnabas replies, "To visit, of course." The subtitle for his dialogue reads, "To visit the corpse." I hope the chilled corpse of Larry Chase appreciates his thoughtfulness!


Christine: I'm not sure the caption was incorrect. I was hoping Barnabas might try to satisfy his "lust" with Angelique, just to find out what would happen for undead to feed on undead.

John: What the hell was that goofy monster picture on the right side of Buffie's mantle?


Christine: I think it was to demonstrate that she has an affinity for monsters. It does look like something David/Daniel would have in his room. So, Cyrus rushes over to put the make on Buffie, only to find out that Barnabas beat him to it. It will be interesting to see what happens on Monday. I'd just like to point out that this is the first time a TV has been seen on the show, and it seems oddly out of place.